Be Prepared

Grace always liked to be prepared during the winter months; she always carried a shovel and flask of coffee in her car at all times From experience she knew there was nothing quite like a hot drink after burying a body in the woods

Mr Pickles

When I got home from work the front door was already open and she was sitting on the sofa with Mr Pickles "There's more than one way to skin a cat" she said holding the blade in her left hand "But I still prefer this one"